You Can Get Anything You Want…

I hope y’all had a great Thanksgiving. We had lots of fun and as always ate and drank entirely too much.  We also had our Josephine’s 3rd birthday party and a wedding to go to this weekend. We were busy folks! One of the newer Thanksgiving traditions around here is going to the Odd Fellows […]

I Love My Little Calendar Girl

I am honored and fucking giddy as hell to announce I have been chosen to be in the first ever Viva Dallas Burlesque 13 month calendar! It is a compilation of studio sessions by Shoshana Portnoy and live action shots by Mark Kaplan taken at various Viva Dallas Burlesque shows. The calendars will be available […]

Lunch Lady Land

I love Sloppy Joes. I don’t know why or when it started but it’s one of my favorites. Every time I make them I think about this SNL skit and of course I laugh like an idiot. I really like Adam Sandler, my favorite movie of his is “Big Daddy”. Chris Farley was great in […]

She’s Got The Mac

I’m such a nerd. When I first thought of this post all I could think of was this performance by Bella Blue of New Orleans. So what do Miss Bella and macaroni and cheese have in common? I have no fucking clue. She probably don’t even like macaroni and cheese. I just laughed like a […]

Baby It’s HOT Outside!

Hey y’all! Did you think I’d died? Nope, just been super busy working the day job and showing my boobs to anyone who’ll buy a ticket! Last month I went on a mini tour with Broads & Panties for our Heavy Metal UNCHAINED show. I performed in Oklahoma City, Fort Worth, Dallas and Austin. It […]

They Call Me “Tater Salad”

Happy Fourth of July!! The Navy boyo called this morning from a very exciting place that I’m not allowed to post on the internet. Let’s just say it’s awesome!! My Dillon is snoozing safe in his bed. He started a new job at a video game store, he really likes it. He is such a […]

Meatloaf, Not The Singing One

Oh meatloaf. I love meatloaf. The eating one, not the singing one. There are so many ways to make meatloaf and I prefer it minus the chunks. Some folks like it with chunks of stuff and I don’t.  When we were in school, they made it with canned tomatoes and onions and it was SO […]